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Conversation Before Marriage
November 30, 2011 by admin
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Relationship Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Im getting a brother
November 30, 2011 by admin
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, `Im getting a brother.` One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby`s kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, `I think mommy ate him.` Read more [...]Category Clean Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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I`ll Do The Dishes
November 29, 2011 by admin
A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they`ll go for a long ride after that. Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house. Upon reaching there his girlfriend Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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A Lovely White Girl
November 29, 2011 by admin
Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed, John decided to ask a black man at work why they hadn`t parented a black baby. Realizing that John was somewhat sluggish, Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Special Ring For Girlfriend
November 29, 2011 by admin
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, `I don`t think you understand, I want something very special.` At that statement, the jeweler went to his special Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Having Fun With Your Boyfriend
November 29, 2011 by admin
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. `What are you doing,` he shouts. `Well you won`t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute,` she explains. The next night the daughter comes home and find her dad with a d*ldo up his 455, drinking a can of beer. `What are you doing,` she shouts. He replays, `Having a beer with your boyfriend.`Category Dirt Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Something in My Pocket
November 28, 2011 by admin
Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that`s round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it`s a tomato but you`re thinking. Teacher: I have something here that`s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it`s a pear but you`re thinking. Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Read more [...]Category Kids Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Airplane Intercom
November 28, 2011 by admin
A man is on a plane. The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the co-pilot, `I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a bl0w job.` Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, `Hey hun, dont forget the coffee.`Category Dirt Jokes, Profession Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Amazing Bullfrog
November 28, 2011 by admin
A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive. The woman says to the clerk at the counter, `I`m looking to buy a pet for my husband but I`m on a very short budget!.` `No worries,` replies the clerk. `We`ve just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs.` `Bl*wjobs,` says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it Read more [...]Category Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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The Hippie, The Nun and The Bus Driver
November 28, 2011 by admin
One day, a hippie and a nun get on a bus. The hippie whispers into the nun`s ear and says `You wanna have s*x?` And the nun says, `No way you sicko!` After that, the hippie gets off the bus and tells the bus driver to tell the nuns to go to the graveyard at 9:00 pm that night. At 9:00 pm the nun arrives at the graveyard and the hippie is there dressed as god. The hippie then commands the Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Women Jokes | Tags: | No Comments