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  1. Im getting a brother

    November 30, 2011 by admin

    A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, `Im getting a brother.` One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby`s kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, `I think mommy ate him.` Read more [...]

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  2. Visit Hawaii

    November 25, 2011 by admin

    One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn`t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, `For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one.` The man thought for a minute and said, `I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I`m afraid of flying and ships make Read more [...]

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  3. A Great Writer

    November 24, 2011 by admin

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define `Great` he said, `I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!` He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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  4. Ice Fishing

    November 24, 2011 by admin

    A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing. For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Read more [...]

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  5. Badge

    November 15, 2011 by admin

    DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, `I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.` The rancher says, `Okay , but do not go in that field over there,` as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, `Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.` Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes Read more [...]

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  6. I Know Everyone There

    November 15, 2011 by admin

    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, `You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.` Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, `OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?` `Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. ` So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise`s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, `Bubba! Read more [...]

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  7. Pen That Writes in Zero Gravity

    November 13, 2011 by admin

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

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  8. Lost in a Snowstorm

    November 11, 2011 by admin

    A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn`t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. `If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.` Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and Read more [...]

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  9. It`s a Ferrari

    November 10, 2011 by admin

    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. `Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? The blonde said, `How about 50 dollars?` The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need Read more [...]

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  10. Shiny Silver Thermos

    November 8, 2011 by admin

    A blond was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk To ask what it was. The clerk said, `Why, that`s a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.` `Wow, said the blond, `That`s amazing....I`m going to buy it!` So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.. Her boss saw Read more [...]

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