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  1. Conversation Before Marriage

    November 30, 2011 by admin

    An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the Read more [...]

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  2. I`ll Do The Dishes

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they`ll go for a long ride after that. Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house. Upon reaching there his girlfriend Read more [...]

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  3. A Lovely White Girl

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed, John decided to ask a black man at work why they hadn`t parented a black baby. Realizing that John was somewhat sluggish, Read more [...]

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  4. Special Ring For Girlfriend

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, `I don`t think you understand, I want something very special.` At that statement, the jeweler went to his special Read more [...]

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  5. Having Fun With Your Boyfriend

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. `What are you doing,` he shouts. `Well you won`t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute,` she explains. The next night the daughter comes home and find her dad with a d*ldo up his 455, drinking a can of beer. `What are you doing,` she shouts. He replays, `Having a beer with your boyfriend.`

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  6. Airplane Intercom

    November 28, 2011 by admin

    A man is on a plane. The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the co-pilot, `I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a bl0w job.` Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, `Hey hun, dont forget the coffee.`

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  7. The Hippie, The Nun and The Bus Driver

    November 28, 2011 by admin

    One day, a hippie and a nun get on a bus. The hippie whispers into the nun`s ear and says `You wanna have s*x?` And the nun says, `No way you sicko!` After that, the hippie gets off the bus and tells the bus driver to tell the nuns to go to the graveyard at 9:00 pm that night. At 9:00 pm the nun arrives at the graveyard and the hippie is there dressed as god. The hippie then commands the Read more [...]

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  8. Oh My God

    November 27, 2011 by admin

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, `My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him `Father`.` The second Catholic man chirps, `My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him `Your Grace`.` The third Catholic gent says, `My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone Read more [...]

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  9. New Train Toy Sets

    November 26, 2011 by admin

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, `All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your 455es in the train, cause we`re going down the tracks.` The Read more [...]

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  10. Conversation At The Airport

    November 26, 2011 by admin

    Why do you need to learn English? Here`s the answer Conversation at the airport: Name? Abdul al-Rhazib. S*x? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean, male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn´t that hostile? Horse style, d*ggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast!

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