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  1. Sunday School

    November 26, 2011 by admin

    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, `Tell me, April, who created the universe?` When April didn`t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. `GOD ALMIGHTY!` shouted April and the teacher said, `Very good` and April fell back asleep. A Read more [...]

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  2. Im Wondering If You Are My Son

    November 23, 2011 by admin

    A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, `Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?` To this the old man replied, `Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and I`m wondering if you are my son.`

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  3. Blind Man

    November 23, 2011 by admin

    The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, `Hey, let`s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.` So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, `Who is it?` `Blind man!` The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, `He`s Read more [...]

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  4. The Tiny Pianist

    November 22, 2011 by admin

    A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. `Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!` Says the man. `Oh, well there`s this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want.` Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. `You grant wishes right?` `Yes.` replies Read more [...]

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  5. Empty Jar

    November 21, 2011 by admin

    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sp3rm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, `Take this jar home and bring back a 53men sample tomorrow.` The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor`s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. `Well, Read more [...]

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  6. The Way Youre Thinking

    November 21, 2011 by admin

    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, `Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?` `None,` replied Johnny, `cause the rest would fly away.` `Well, the answer is four,` said the teacher, `but I like the way you`re thinking.` Little Johnny says, `I have a question for Read more [...]

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  7. I Love You Too

    November 20, 2011 by admin

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he`s in there, the husband tells his wife: `Listen, this guy`s an escaped convict, look Read more [...]

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  8. Tips To Stay Out During Late Night

    November 20, 2011 by admin

    A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, `Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn`t like me to stay out during late night.` The first guy replies, `I`ll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about Read more [...]

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  9. 25th Anniversary

    November 20, 2011 by admin

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, `When you first saw my n4ked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?` The husband replied, `All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and s*ck your t*t5 dry.` Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, `What Read more [...]

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  10. Young Rooster

    November 19, 2011 by admin

    A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks even the cow. Later Read more [...]

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