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  1. Im getting a brother

    November 30, 2011 by admin

    A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, `Im getting a brother.` One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby`s kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, `I think mommy ate him.` Read more [...]

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  2. Something in My Pocket

    November 28, 2011 by admin

    Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that`s round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it`s a tomato but you`re thinking. Teacher: I have something here that`s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it`s a pear but you`re thinking. Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Read more [...]

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  3. New Train Toy Sets

    November 26, 2011 by admin

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, `All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your 455es in the train, cause we`re going down the tracks.` The Read more [...]

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  4. How Did The Human Race Appear?

    November 26, 2011 by admin

    A little girl asked her mother, `How did the human race appear?` The mother answered, `God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..` Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, `Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.` The confused girl returned to her mother and said, `Mom, how is it possible Read more [...]

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  5. Kindly Priest

    November 21, 2011 by admin

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy`s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy`s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand Read more [...]

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  6. The Way Youre Thinking

    November 21, 2011 by admin

    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, `Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?` `None,` replied Johnny, `cause the rest would fly away.` `Well, the answer is four,` said the teacher, `but I like the way you`re thinking.` Little Johnny says, `I have a question for Read more [...]

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  7. Almost Lost

    November 17, 2011 by admin

    little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, `Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?` His father thinking quickly said, `Son, that`s so God can reach down from the clouds and lift Read more [...]

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  8. Buying Gift at Pet Shop

    November 16, 2011 by admin

    A precious little girl walks into a Pets Mart Shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, `Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?` As the shopkeeper`s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he`s on her level and asks, `Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?` She, Read more [...]

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  9. Talk To Pregnant Woman

    November 14, 2011 by admin

    A three year old walked over to a pregnant woman while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, `Why is your stomach so big?` She replied, `I`m having a baby.` With big eyes, he asked, `Is the baby in your stomach?` She said, `He sure is.` Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, `Is it a good baby?` She said, `Oh, yes. It`s a real good Read more [...]

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  10. I Know Your Secret

    November 12, 2011 by admin

    Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, `There is a easy way to get money.` The other boy said, `How?` the boy replied, `Tell people you know their secret.` The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, `I know your secret!` The dad replies, `Please don`t tell your mom heres $10.` The boy then runs to his mom, `I know your secret!` The mom said, `Please don`t tell your dad here`s Read more [...]

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