‘Kids Jokes’ Category
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It Won`t Work
November 4, 2011 by admin
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a th*mping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, `Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him.` His mom is taken by surprise and says, `Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Buying a Hamster
October 30, 2011 by admin
A child was continually asking his Mom to buy him a hamster at the petshop. When she did, the child looked after it for a couple of days, but soon he got bored, and it became the Mom`s responsibility to feed it. One day she got upset with the her son`s carelessness and asked him, `How many times do you think this hamster would have died until now, if I wasn`t looking after it?` The child replied, Read more [...]Category Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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French Toast
October 29, 2011 by admin
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he`d like to eat. `I`ll have some f*ckin` French toast,` he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. `Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin` French toast for me,` he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends Read more [...]Category Kids Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments