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  1. A Lovely White Girl

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed, John decided to ask a black man at work why they hadn`t parented a black baby. Realizing that John was somewhat sluggish, Read more [...]

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  2. Special Ring For Girlfriend

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, `I don`t think you understand, I want something very special.` At that statement, the jeweler went to his special Read more [...]

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  3. Saturday Morning Golf

    November 27, 2011 by admin

    A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a fours0me of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately Read more [...]

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  4. Ping-Pong Balls

    November 27, 2011 by admin

    There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife. The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them. the guy goes good, good. The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong balls. He says, `Wow that will be hard to beat.` Then the 3 girl comes back all bloody and bruised Read more [...]

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  5. One Hundred Dollars

    November 27, 2011 by admin

    A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, `I bet you one hundred dollars that I can p155 into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop.` The bartender said, `There is no way you can do that. Sure, I`ll bet you one hundred dollars.` The man then begins to undo his pants and begins p155ing. He starts p155ing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles Read more [...]

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  6. Visit Hawaii

    November 25, 2011 by admin

    One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn`t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, `For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one.` The man thought for a minute and said, `I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I`m afraid of flying and ships make Read more [...]

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  7. Shoot The Cans

    November 24, 2011 by admin

    One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny): I want a pistol S(alesman): Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot Read more [...]

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  8. Blind Man

    November 23, 2011 by admin

    The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, `Hey, let`s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.` So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, `Who is it?` `Blind man!` The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, `He`s Read more [...]

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  9. I Wanna Feel Like a Real Woman

    November 22, 2011 by admin

    A plane is descending rapidly from the air, and the passengers are all scared stiff. Suddenly a women near the front of the plane stands up and takes off her shirt. She proceeds to yell, `Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!` She continues to yell this for about ten minutes before a man in the very back takes a stand. He proceeds to say `Yeah I can Read more [...]

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  10. Participate in a TV Game

    November 20, 2011 by admin

    A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final 455ignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word `Timbuktu`. It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: `I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on Read more [...]

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