‘Men Jokes’ Category
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Elevator in Action
November 17, 2011 by admin
A fift*en year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, `What is this Father?` The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, `Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don`t know what it is.` While the boy Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Parking Ticket
November 17, 2011 by admin
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, `Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?` He ignored us and continued Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Wedding Anniversary Gifts
November 15, 2011 by admin
A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. after a while they realise both of their wedding anniversaries are the next day. Poor man, `What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?` Rich man, `I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring.` Poor man, `What made you choose those gifts?` Rich man, `She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Logic Class at College
November 15, 2011 by admin
Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, `You know, I`m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I`ll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.` Jim Bob thinks it`s a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Woman – Five Important Qualities
November 13, 2011 by admin
Five Important Qualities 1. It`s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It`s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It`s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn`t lie to you. 4. It`s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It`s very, very important that these Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Relationship Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Two Sad Moments at a Time
November 9, 2011 by admin
A blonde and brunette are having tea when suddenly the phone rings. The blonde picks it up and immediantely starts crying. Her brunette friend asks her, `Why are you crying dear?` Blonde says, `Because my mom just called and said that my father just died. `I`m so sorry,` says the brunette. The blonde finally stops crying, when the phone rings again. She picks it up and starts crying again. Read more [...]Category Blonde Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Making a Stew for Dinner
November 8, 2011 by admin
There was once a lady making a stew for dinner when she found she had no onions. So with no time to waste she raced to the shops, burst in saying `Could i have some onions please?`. The shopkeeper replied `Sorry lady we are fresh out of onions`. The lady said `But i really need onions and gave all the reasons why in one big sentence`. The shopkeeper said `Look lady, I`ll put it to you another Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Profession Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Bar Jokes Collection
November 7, 2011 by admin
Got home from the pub at 3`o clock this morning. The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin. I said to her, `what are you doing `baking` at this time of the night ? Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, `Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?.` The other says, `I don`t get it, why do we need so much bread?.` 24 hours Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Short Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Short Blonde Jokes
November 6, 2011 by admin
I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, `Hey look a dead bird.` She looked up in the sky and said, `Where?` Blonde: Hey, What does `IDK` mean? Brunnete: I don`t know. Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS! College teacher: What`s the capital of Texas? Blonde: T A black man is talking to a blond white woman. `If we ever have kids, what will they look like?` The blond white women Read more [...]Category Blonde Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Genuine Alligator Shoes
November 3, 2011 by admin
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, `Well then, maybe I`ll just go out and catch my own alligator Read more [...]Category Blonde Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: | No Comments