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  1. I`ll Do The Dishes

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they`ll go for a long ride after that. Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house. Upon reaching there his girlfriend Read more [...]

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  2. Having Fun With Your Boyfriend

    November 29, 2011 by admin

    Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. `What are you doing,` he shouts. `Well you won`t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute,` she explains. The next night the daughter comes home and find her dad with a d*ldo up his 455, drinking a can of beer. `What are you doing,` she shouts. He replays, `Having a beer with your boyfriend.`

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  3. Something in My Pocket

    November 28, 2011 by admin

    Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that`s round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it`s a tomato but you`re thinking. Teacher: I have something here that`s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat? Michael: A banana? Teacher: No it`s a pear but you`re thinking. Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle. Read more [...]

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  4. Ping-Pong Balls

    November 27, 2011 by admin

    There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife. The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them. the guy goes good, good. The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong balls. He says, `Wow that will be hard to beat.` Then the 3 girl comes back all bloody and bruised Read more [...]

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  5. Conversation At The Airport

    November 26, 2011 by admin

    Why do you need to learn English? Here`s the answer Conversation at the airport: Name? Abdul al-Rhazib. S*x? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean, male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn´t that hostile? Horse style, d*ggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast!

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  6. Shoot The Cans

    November 24, 2011 by admin

    One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny): I want a pistol S(alesman): Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot Read more [...]

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  7. Smart Blonde

    November 24, 2011 by admin

    A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, `Let`s talk. I`ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger`. The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, `What would you like to talk about?` `Oh, I don`t know, said the stranger. `How about nuclear power?` and Read more [...]

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  8. Supplies

    November 23, 2011 by admin

    An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, `You`re in charge of sweeping.` To the Scotsman he said, `You`re in charge of shoveling.` And to the Chinese guy, `You`re in charge of supplies.` He then said, `Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile there.` The Read more [...]

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  9. Im Wondering If You Are My Son

    November 23, 2011 by admin

    A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, `Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?` To this the old man replied, `Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and I`m wondering if you are my son.`

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  10. I Wanna Feel Like a Real Woman

    November 22, 2011 by admin

    A plane is descending rapidly from the air, and the passengers are all scared stiff. Suddenly a women near the front of the plane stands up and takes off her shirt. She proceeds to yell, `Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!` She continues to yell this for about ten minutes before a man in the very back takes a stand. He proceeds to say `Yeah I can Read more [...]

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