‘Misc’ Category
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The Tiny Pianist
November 22, 2011 by admin
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. `Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!` Says the man. `Oh, well there`s this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want.` Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. `You grant wishes right?` `Yes.` replies Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Participate in a TV Game
November 20, 2011 by admin
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final 455ignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word `Timbuktu`. It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: `I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Italian Man Confession
November 19, 2011 by admin
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. `Of course, my son,` said the priest. `Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.` `That`s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,` Read more [...]Category Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Circus Show
November 19, 2011 by admin
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn`t want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do Read more [...]Category Misc, Profession Jokes | Tags: | No Comments
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Parking Ticket
November 17, 2011 by admin
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, `Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?` He ignored us and continued Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Oxygen Hose
November 16, 2011 by admin
John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn`t look like very much: in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions. he looks like a mummy. John tries to have a conversation, but his neighbor has his eyes closed and isn`t responding. Suddenly his eyes jump wide open and he starts to gurgle and during Read more [...]Category Health Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Baby Baby Baby Oh
November 16, 2011 by admin
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, `Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room` and the mom says, `Ok honey, you kids have fun.` When they are up their the mom hears: `Baby baby baby oh!` The mom walks to the door and ask, `What the hell is going on?` The girl says, `Mom were just having s*x.` and the mom says, `Oh thank god I Read more [...]Category Dirt Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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Logic Class at College
November 15, 2011 by admin
Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, `You know, I`m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I`ll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.` Jim Bob thinks it`s a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, Read more [...]Category Men Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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I Know Everyone There
November 15, 2011 by admin
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, `You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.` Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, `OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?` `Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. ` So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise`s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, `Bubba! Read more [...]Category Clean Jokes, Misc | Tags: | No Comments
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State of the Art Watch
November 14, 2011 by admin
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, `Is your date running late?` `No`, he replies,`I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..` The intrigued woman says, `A state-of-the-art watch? What`s so special about it?` The cowboy Read more [...]Category Misc | Tags: | No Comments