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  1. Conversation Before Marriage

    November 30, 2011 by admin

    An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the Read more [...]

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  2. Amazing Bullfrog

    November 28, 2011 by admin

    A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive. The woman says to the clerk at the counter, `I`m looking to buy a pet for my husband but I`m on a very short budget!.` `No worries,` replies the clerk. `We`ve just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs.` `Bl*wjobs,` says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it Read more [...]

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  3. Childhood Disease

    November 23, 2011 by admin

    A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. `What happened to your feet?` his wife asked. `I had a childhood disease called Tolio.` `Don`t you mean polio?` `No, tolio, it only affects the toes.` Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair Read more [...]

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  4. Sleep At Friend House

    November 22, 2011 by admin

    A woman didn`t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend`s house. The man called his wife`s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn`t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband`s 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over Read more [...]

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  5. Tips To Stay Out During Late Night

    November 20, 2011 by admin

    A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, `Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn`t like me to stay out during late night.` The first guy replies, `I`ll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about Read more [...]

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  6. 25th Anniversary

    November 20, 2011 by admin

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, `When you first saw my n4ked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?` The husband replied, `All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and s*ck your t*t5 dry.` Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, `What Read more [...]

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  7. What Do I Look Like?

    November 18, 2011 by admin

    A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, `Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?` The husband says, `What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?` A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, `Honey, the car won`t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it Read more [...]

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  8. Perfect Desert Camping and Riding Trip

    November 16, 2011 by admin

    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob`s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn`t going. Rob`s friends are very upset that he can`t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. `Dang Read more [...]

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  9. Woman – Five Important Qualities

    November 13, 2011 by admin

    Five Important Qualities 1. It`s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It`s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It`s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn`t lie to you. 4. It`s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It`s very, very important that these Read more [...]

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  10. Hair Removal Gadget

    November 12, 2011 by admin

    A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: `Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?` `Of course my child, What can I do for you?` `Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair removal gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried Read more [...]

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