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  1. Big Fine

    November 11, 2011 by admin

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, `I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.` The driver says, `Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.` Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: `Now don`t be silly, dear. You know that this car doesn`t have cruise control.` As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver Read more [...]

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  2. Husband And Wife Jokes

    November 7, 2011 by admin

    Wife: `What are you doing?` Husband : Nothing. Wife : `Nothing...? You`ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.` Husband : `I was looking for the expiration date.` My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, `Theres something i must confess.` `Shhh` I said, `theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright.` `No I must die in peace. I had s*x with your brother, Read more [...]

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  3. Its Not That Hard

    October 28, 2011 by admin

    A guy walks into a sp3rm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sp3rm bank vault. She says, `But sir, its just a sp3rm bank!` `I don`t care, open it now!!!` he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sp3rm samples. The guy says, `Take one of those sp3rm samples and drink it!` she looks at him, `BUT, they are Read more [...]

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  4. Mongolian Beef With Snow-Peas

    October 27, 2011 by admin

    A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says `Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine? `Well, you`ve got a lot of nerve !. First you come home late, you`re drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchen and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas !`

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