Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her.
`What are you doing,` he shouts.
`Well you won`t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute,` she explains.
The next night the daughter comes home and find her dad with a d*ldo up his 455, drinking a can of beer.
`What are you doing,` she shouts.
He replays, `Having a beer with your boyfriend.`