Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that`s round red and good to eat?
Sarah: an apple?
Teacher: No it`s a tomato but you`re thinking.
Teacher: I have something here that`s yellow and odd shaped and good to eat?
Michael: A banana?
Teacher: No it`s a pear but you`re thinking.
Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle.
Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle.
Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket that`s round, hard and has a head on it?
Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant.
Little Johnny: It`s a nail, but you`re thinking.